It’s been great to work with Conrad at Ampp3d. And one of the many things I’ve learned from him is to make sure I align everything that can be aligned on Illustrator. He does not like it when things are not aligned. That is what this game is about. Miss you Conrad.
The end result was the ampp3d coffee machine story.
Our designer Dave drew it to make it look good, added some internet game tricks he’d learnt from UsVsTh3m and our developer added the CSS so it all fitted behind the design. So it ended up looking like this.
To see it work properly – check it out on the Ampp3d site here.
Otherwise I’ve just bound addition functions to the coffee buttons, and multiplication functions to the lifetime bill, and collected them all in the variable runningcost.
About a million years ago – three years ago – I went to New York and I begged Jessica Coen the editor of Jezebel to have a coffee with me. She obliged. Which was brilliant because Jezebel and Gawker Media are the best in the blogging game, and of all the blogs, I especially love Jezebel.
I asked her some questions like “what IS a good blog”, filed the answers away, and left it all on my hard drive for four long years. I found it again.
The bit I remember from the conversation – and have often referred back to is her point about Seinfeld. It’s choosing to blog about something that people notice, but isn’t enough of a “news story” to break into the news cycle. 80% of Buzzfeed articles consist of this.
I also asked her whether there was a distinction between journalists and bloggers. Jeez. It was 2011, forgive me.
Here’s a few  pointers from the best.
ME: What are your non-blog inspirations? I remember a guy from Gawker saying something about writing what people were saying at parties..
JESSICA: I remember Nick Denton saying just after I joined – like in 2004 or something – “On the site” [which was just Gawker at the time but I think it really does inform all blogs period] “what we write about is what people are talking about when they’re not working.” It’s bigger now, but when it was just a small media site – it was ‘what are journalists talking about at the bar?’ That kind of thing.
I think that sensibility kind of informs everything we do: which is what are people talking about that nobody is necessarily writing about or saying? And I still think that’s at the core of what we do.
Obviously a huge part of what we do now is aggregate and discuss and further stories that are already out there. But I think that the best pieces on any blog are almost Seinfeld, you know Seinfeld? The best parts of his humour are always – what’s the deal with xx?
And that kind of thinking – like when you’re talking with someone and you ask “what’s the deal with that thing on the roof over there? [ points at a roof] Seriously I don’t get what the deal is with that thing on the roof?” And then if somebody writes about it I’m like “oh my god – yes”.
So it’s pulling something out of that everyday environment and saying – “actually look at this properly”
Yes, or if you go to dinner multiple times with different groups of people and the same conversation keeps coming up – what are people arguing about? What are people caring about that isn’t just straight news? Or if it is a straight news story – what’s really screaming at people? So I think it’s not just what’s news-worthy, but what is it people want to discuss.
What are the qualities of a great blog post?
The writing. You have to pull the reader in. With writing online particularly. Any platform online is so frantic, frenetic and crazy and loud with pop-up windows and blinking banner ads and god knows how many other windows, tabs and programmes the reader has open. So in order to hold their attention as a writer, you have to write bigger. More voice, more personality, more attitude, more of everything. You have to fight for their attention a bit more.
Especially on blogs, I think at this point that people who regularly read blogs know what to expect in terms of how a post is laid out: here’s the intro, here’s the block quote, here’s the kicker – whatever.
So you have to make sure that whatever you’re doing with that grabs their attention enough so they don’t just zone out and not really read, and that means that the writing has to be really big.
Then the peg has to be really clear. I’d say your first three sentences have to be really killer. Not unlike a newspaper article, but it’s not quite the same as the inverted triangle theory of writing for newspapers because you have to have a compelling hook to bring people in. If you think of great blog posts they’re usually really well written and really funny, maybe not like slapstick funny but entertaining. I’d say that’s a big part of it.
Be mindful of length. Sometimes less is more. I don’t mean like 3 words long but 750 words might be better than 1500 words. And I think people’s eyes really glaze over and go totally dead when you are writing too long on the web and they’re not even reading after the seven hundred words.
So a great blog post. What’s your point? It should be really clear, the reader should know what they’re reading right away. So it’s a balance between the headline and the first paragraph, but I think that the way the web is working now, your headline has to be really clear.
Unfortunately there’s not enough room for witty headlines like there used to be. The writer/creative in me hates that – it drives me nuts not being able to be as witty in headlines -but still there’s a way to play with it a bit.
The headline has to be clear because people are going to know what they want to read by the time they’ve finished that headline and if you’ve got any chance to get them after that, it’s those first three sentences.
I asked Jessica about her favourite blog that she’d written to date. She mentioned one, I think it was this one, and then talked about it as a blog.
It was not a important piece, it was not like journalism. It was to me actually kind of what blogs are… they exist for us to say what we want to say. Yes we can put journalism on there but they’re also like “hey this happened, here’s a story for you”.
I’ve put plenty of stuff up which is like “okay – here’s a silly story for you” and it does really really well.
Because that’s what makes blogs blogs, that’s what sets us apart. We can sit and summarise all the news like everyone on the Huffington Post site and we can sit and write analytical pieces like Salon and Slate – we do that too – but we also just write stuff. I guess this goes back to what we’re saying earlier that there should be a certain element of conversation to your writing. Inherently conversation is just what you’re talking about with your girl friends and guy friends. I find that often really does strike a chord.
This solved my Christmas card problem last year.
And in a frenzy of trying things, here is Timeline.js. A Timeline of making Thanksgiving dinner last month. Much more lush than I expected. Very simple to use, and all built out of a google spreadsheet.
You don’t have to pretend to be interested in this series of events but the tool is cool. The slideshow thing is sexy, though arguably detracts from the getting an overview of time. For example, it’s great for a narrative but perhaps not so good for a
Let’s take… a lyric from a Childish Gambino song that I like because it references social media: “Come back to me like hipsters to blogspot”
And it works… that was good.
One more social media reference from the same great song: “Read your twitter messages, too proud to block you”
Good for texture and punchlines.
I like this definition of “television” from the Oxford English Dictionary, quoted on etymonline.
1907: the action of seeing by means of Hertzian waves or otherwise, what is existing or happening at a place concealed or distant from the observer’s eyes [OED]
It makes it sound more mystical. Compared to how we currently think about it anyway.
Tele – comes from the Greek meaning ”far off, afar, at or to a distance”.
Interesting story on the guardian about how our internal means of measuring time – heartbeats, breaths – calibrate with how the clock measures time. When our internal systems speed up, for example when heartrate jumps if you’re afraid, then you perceive that a longer time passes compared to straightforward clock time. eg if 70 hearbeats a minute is normal, and then your heart speeds up to 90/100, it feels like a longer time has passed going by your internal clock. That’s why time appears to slow down when we’re afraid. LOVE IT.
Found this initiative interesting. Story is from a while ago, but law will be coming into force from April 2013.
Profits directly attributable to patents owned or wholly-licensed by a business will be taxed at 10% not 23% – the new corporation tax rate.
So patent anything you damn well can.